Curse

Bo Fairfield · Jun 05, 2008, 02:14 AM // 02:14

Make all armor crafted by forgemaster have the skin of beginner armor for one day. (not all current FoWs look like that, but anyone that buys FoW for one day gets a set of ascalon armor).

For Coffers of Whispers: reduce all current percentages by half, and add a 50% chance to get 1 pile of glittering dust.

Switch the icons of Salvage and ID kits.

Stick the Guild Lord in random places on the map for GvGs.

Whenever a team resigns, spawn a max, q7, 15^50 gold crystalline on each of their corpses.

Change player's names at random

Make all PvE-only skills PvP only, removikng the cap on 3 of em. Make all the other skillls PvE only.

Champ points for wins in Jade Quarry.

make an outpost called Xunlai Marketplace randomly appear in the battle isles, but every time anyone tries to go in, it says "district is full blablabla"

Magikarp · Jun 05, 2008, 02:22 AM // 02:22

lol for 15 minutes, all merchanted and destroyed items in the entire game values are distributed to one random person in the world.

Red Sonya · Jun 05, 2008, 02:27 AM // 02:27

I would add 200 levels and AA's so leveling would always be there as a goal. I would also add unlimited equipment stats of various kinds and then introduce NO DROP/NO TRADE to the very best ones so people would have to EARN them not farm/buy them. I would allow KSing and Kill Stealing because that really gets people hot in a hurry in some of the older mmorpgs.

I would make all areas and mission have random mobs and drops not the same thing over n over so people can't farm them, the sword of everslaying might drop in this zone today, but, waaaaayyy over in another zone tomorrow, but, would always be in a mob that it would take a guild of 25 to kill if they are lucky.

I also would create Traveling Bosses with their guard mobs that would travel randomly around the persistant world and attack weak groups or newbies and stomp them in the dirt. haha

Kerwyn Nasilan · Jun 05, 2008, 02:31 AM // 02:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zena Starlight

I would buff it to add 50 damage every attack. Then make all mobs have five Ursans, one Imbagon, and two healer's boon monks.

Then people might realize why PvE skills are overpowered...

lol I like this

great sir s · Jun 05, 2008, 02:35 AM // 02:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zena Starlight

I would buff it to add 50 damage every attack. Then make all mobs have five Ursans, one Imbagon, and two healer's boon monks.

Then people might realize why PvE skills are overpowered...

QFT LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

this this would just accelerate the PVE'rs minds to create even MORE ungodly builds to beat their own ungodly builds! hahahaha

i would just delete every skill inthe game except ursan blessing and make it pvp

calling coordination = only tactic ftw

fRag_Doll · Jun 05, 2008, 02:36 AM // 02:36

Introduce equipment durability.

Aera Lure · Jun 05, 2008, 02:38 AM // 02:38

I'd remove Ursan and Heroes. The game was simply better before both.

Icy The Mage · Jun 05, 2008, 02:39 AM // 02:39

Skills:

[Protective Spirit]Protective Spirit now Reduces damage to 25%/hit, and lasts 1...6..7 seconds.

[Shadow Form]Shadow Form no longer causes attacks to miss.

[Obsidian Flesh]Obsidian Flesh's recharge is tripled, and decreases movement speed by 66%.

[Shadow Prison]Shadow Prison has it's recharge reduced to 15s, and lasts 1...8..9 seconds.

[Black Lotus Strike]Black Lotus Strike is now an offhand attack again.

[Horns of the Ox]Horns of the Ox's damage increased three fold.

[Save Yourselves]Save Yourselves now costs 1 adrenaline, has no recharge, and lasts 10 seconds, and is now unlinked.

[Ursan Blessing]Ursan Blessing... wait a sec, that's fine the way it is.

[Edge of Extinction]Edge of Extinction no longer needs a set amount of health to take effect.

Others:

Remove everything in everyone's Hall of Monuments, and reset all titles.

Implement an IQ-Level requirement to participate in RA.

Increase the requirement of all items everyone has by 3.

Randomly configure all users' interface settings.

The only available language is "Bork Bork Bork!"

Allow users to re-connect to the game after the process tree for GW is ended.

Fire Emblem character rules. You die, you don't come back.

I think that's all for now...

Shayne Hawke · Jun 05, 2008, 02:40 AM // 02:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by poasiods

That is to say, if you could modify Guild Wars in a certain way that it would cause unspeakable frustration to general players-

Remove Ursan.

Neo Nugget · Jun 05, 2008, 02:42 AM // 02:42

Have 1 area guarded by 100's of enemies with a chest.....
Containing only creme brulee's

Shadow · Jun 05, 2008, 02:53 AM // 02:53

*Invert the percentage of ecto drops.
*Remove requirements from weapons.
*Extend the duration of Shadow Form further to 1 minute.
*Allow lock picks to be used on the Z-chest.
*Up the armor gained from Ursan blessing to 50...100.
*Unlimited minions once more, and restore soul reaping.
*Searing Flames causes burning and does damage in a single cast.
*Reduce the cast time and recharge on meteor shower to 1/2 second.

Riceboi · Jun 05, 2008, 03:03 AM // 03:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neo Nugget

Have 1 area guarded by 100's of enemies with a chest.....
Containing only creme brulee's

no it's like 1 iron ingot drops out.

Riceboi · Jun 05, 2008, 03:06 AM // 03:06

When you log into Guild Wars your game automatically goes into "Ultimate Survivor" mode. If you die even once with any character your whole account is deleted. Also all your characters are wielding a vampiric weapon that cannot be taken off, and it effects you in towns.

Yichi · Jun 05, 2008, 03:08 AM // 03:08

Hire the exact crew from Arena Net to make the sequel to their current game, using the same ideas they implimented in the first game...

oh shi...

HuntMaster Avatar · Jun 05, 2008, 03:08 AM // 03:08

Make pvp hardcore, if you die once, you lose your character forever. With no exit option, if you join pvp you must stay til the end.

Remove 90% of the skins in the game.

Remove all titles.

Dying in pve results in massive XP loss, Which does not stop at zero xp for a level, meaning you can lose levels.

Remove elite areas.

Remove random drop chances.

Remove henchmen.

Change skill bar to allow 10 skills total, 2 elites (1 per profession)

Place a damage cap on all skills so all classes did the same damage, Fire mages and warriors would be the same.

Raise the damage of weapons, raise the defense of armor.

Set merchants to buy each item for a set price, never changing. Items would be worth more at merchant.

Remove unique items from the game.

Have an auto log off timer, After 60 minutes guildwars shuts down for 23 hours with no way to bypass this function.

Have in game moderators who bans people.

Spam blocker, anyone spamming loses their ability to chat in ANY chat log for 24 hours, Including whispers.

Remove elite armor.

Remove HoM.

Idle Booter, Anyone sitting idle for 10 minutes gets booted from the game and can not log back in for 24 hours.

Remove inscriptions and consumables.

Lower prices of chest keys.

Remove platinum, (only gold would be left.)

Remove the monk, Ritualist, Paragon Professions from the game.

Auto disban timer, if atleast 60% of a guild is not active daily, the guild is disbanned, the guildname is banned from being used again and the players can never again be in a guild.

I think that would effectivly F up the game for everyone.

Riceboi · Jun 05, 2008, 03:12 AM // 03:12

Remove all professions from game, you can now only be

Richard Simmons

or Eric Estrada

HuntMaster Avatar · Jun 05, 2008, 03:16 AM // 03:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riceboi

Remove all professions from game, you can now only be

Richard Simmons

or Eric Estrada

So it would turn GW into WoW!

travis ranger · Jun 05, 2008, 03:20 AM // 03:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by ensoriki

close all portals

And make a message when trying to enter one come in as
"Sorry *insert racial slur* your kinds not allowed"

For pvp buttons and mission buttons it would say

"Insert 25c to continue" and play the ol arcade game over sounds

and change all the music to numa numa

and then roll back the servers all the way back to factions.

But remove all prophecy skills.

Then give everyone pink armor, except for the women characters who have all been deleted because girls don't play games anyways so they were a waste of data.

then make the weekend event loose all items.
Whenever you kill a monster you lose an item from your inventory.

And make every monster except for the ones at shin je monestary have 9000 hp and attack for 2000 damage nearby aoe that enchant strips on each attack (before damage is factored) and remove weapon spells including all the monsters in pre-searing.

Oh and delete the monk and warrior profession

Do I win?

::hands medal::

Trader of Secrets · Jun 05, 2008, 03:21 AM // 03:21

hmmmm

1) friendly fire on
2) no assigned loot, back to diablo 2 days of first on to loot gets it
3) In random NPCs pop out of nowhere will challenge you to a mandatory polymock duels, make the whole game like the hilariously funny Yugioh world.

Riceboi · Jun 05, 2008, 03:33 AM // 03:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trader of Secrets

2) no assigned loot, back to diablo 2 days of first on to loot gets it

oh god that would suck, imagine if you had to fight your own heros for loot. lol

I would also make spells and attacks usable in towns, so you can kill each other in towns.